Housewife cheats on her Husband with Delivery Man -Ding Dong!

I put it in the crypto portfolio.

Fuck my life, anyway.

Let's just get this over with.

Hi, my name is Will. I'm from Fireflower Arrangements. I'm here on behalf of your partner to give you this arrangement.

And this note says, "Take me back." I'm sorry for, um, fucking that slag.